The roster

Drafted September 5, 2026, from the #7 slot. The table regenerates from Sleeper after every data pull, including when and how each player arrived. The notes are mine, and every player on the roster gets one, written the day I decided on him.

Slot	Player	Acquired	Notes
QB	Jayden DanielsQB · WAS	DraftR5, pick 55	Rushing first downs pay double in this scoring. Fifth QB taken. Will not finish fifth.
RB	Bucky IrvingRB · TB	DraftR3, pick 31	High-touch back who catches passes. The scoring's favorite kind of player.
RB	Cam SkatteboRB · NYG	DraftR4, pick 42	High-touch back who catches passes and appears to run on grievance.
WR	Puka NacuaWR · LAR	DraftR1, pick 7	Target hog, chain mover, the easiest pick of the night. The Questionable tag is being watched, not feared.
WR	CeeDee LambWR · DAL	DraftR2, pick 18	A target monopoly that fell to pick 18. I said thank you to no one in particular.
FLEX	Mike EvansWR · SF	DraftR6, pick 66	A decade of thousand-yard seasons, discounted for age. First downs don't check birth certificates.
TE	Dalton KincaidTE · BUF	DraftR7, pick 79	Target-share bet in a good offense. Kittle went two picks earlier with an Achilles, which was somebody else's problem.
K	Tyler LoopK · BAL	DraftR13, pick 151	Big leg, distance scoring. Plan A went in the seventh round to a man who regrets nothing. This is Plan B.
DEF	BuffaloDEF · BUF	DraftR12, pick 138	Streamable by matchup. Held until the schedule says otherwise.
BN1	Justice HillRB · BAL	Wk 1free agent	Baltimore's passing-down back. Catches passes, moves chains, and is one Derrick Henry absence from mattering a great deal. Added Week 1 for Braelon Allen, who was insurance on nothing.
BN2	Rachaad WhiteRB · WAS	DraftR10, pick 114	Volume flier. Questionable tag noted, sentiment not applicable.
BN3	Roschon JohnsonRB · CHI	Wk 1free agent	Added Week 1, the same afternoon my own review called him a stale panic. Two Claudes were running, one clipboard, and the one whose lines got pasted wins. He stays: a first-down back in a backfield that keeps losing bodies is worth the bench spot Jordan Mason was not using.
BN4	Jordan AddisonWR · MIN	DraftR9, pick 103	A proven receiver on a bench. Bench spots are for people who might start.
BN5	Darren WallerTE · CAR	Wk 1free agent	Un-retired, red-zone sized, and catching passes in Carolina. Kincaid insurance, added Week 1 for Makai Lemon, whose lottery ticket got dropped before it was scratched.